Cowboy Wisdom

I thought this was great:
Thoughts from the Middle of Nowhere: Cowboy Wisdom

Picking just a few that I like best to quote here is really difficult- because I like them all, but here is a sampling:

--Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
--Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
--Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin you none.
--If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin.
--Never miss a good chance to shut up.
--There are more horses asses than horses.
--There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
--There are three kinds of men:
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.